It's hard to be 14 months

Does anyone remember being 14 months old? I bet not because it is hard work. Here are some examples of why its hard to be 14 months. Eating is hard; how do you keep all that food in your mouth?

Even when you get the food in your mouth, you always manage to get it on your clothes.

Then when you are done eating, there are chores to be done. Then when your chores are done, the kitties won't even let you pet them. If all that isn't bad enough, your mommy tortures you by making you wear cute hats for her amusement even when you tell her you don't want to.